Summary
Off to Paris! We opted for the Autoroute this time (with its frequent rest stops) as my “Napoleon’s Revenge” had returned. Scott did a masterful job of getting us to our hotel in the 5th arrondissement where we parked long enough to check into our hotel before heading off to Hertz at Montparnasse to get rid of the car. In our tiny room we enjoyed a glass of wine on our balcony then headed to the Champs-Élysées and RH (rebranded Restoration Hardware) for dinner. We were seated in the rooftop portion of the restaurant with a view of the Eiffel Tower.
Details
Today’s another one of our many “relocation days”. We’re driving from here in Amboise up to Paris. We have one last breakfast and poor Karen realizes the issues with her digestion are back. Not good when you’re sitting in the car for many hours.
We have one last breakfast at our hotel, bathe, pack, and check out.
The drive to Paris is mostly on the Autoroute, which means mostly uneventful and mindless. I listen to a book as I drive. Once we get closer to Paris we both focus solely on driving. It’s a scary activity on the best of days.
Once off the Autoroute we get gas and continue on. The route to our hotel is only a couple of kilometers, but given that this is Paris driving, with lots of stoplights, it takes a half hour. Luckily as we get closer to our hotel there’s the perfect parking spot at the end of the block.
We check in, in French, and the young Eastern European desk manager offered to go through all the details of our room and hotel, “really fast” in French. We all agreed English would be best. Up in our room, with our luggage, we find the room is very nice, but also very small. The “maybe not a queen” bed takes up most of the floor space. We do have a delightful balcony, also small. It has a table and two chairs.
Back in the car, one last time, we drive to Hertz. We don’t go to the actual Hertz office, but rather I say “hm, I think I remember where the Hertz return is… it’s somewhere around here”. I think maybe if we just keep driving I can find it. Nope! We drive back to the Hertz office. Karen gets directions while I double park.
Car returned, we walk back to our hotel. Karen showers while I open one of our chilled bottles of Sancerre and test out the balcony. Both are delightful. We’re here for four nights, which we think we’ll enjoy it.
At 6:45 we head out towards dinner. We’re eating at a “Rooms To Go” furniture showroom… wait, no… but it’s something like that. Oh yeah, it’s the Restoration Hardware, er, RH, on the Champs Élysées for dinner. They have the main RH dining room and where we’ll be: “RH Petite”.
The entrance is off the Champs Élysées, tall, big gate made of black and gold. There’s an intimidating guard. We check in and confirm that we have a reservation. We get handed off from person to person, taking stairs, elevators, hallways. You can not take an elevator without someone operating it for you and verifying who you are, why you’re here.
Along the way we do see furniture showrooms. The huge scale of each layout seems aimed at the size of Trump’s new White House Ballroom. A decoration on a big coffee table is a life size statue of a naked man on his knees, curled up in a ball, holding his head in his hands. I can imagine some bitter rich lady shopping here thinking, “that’s how I want my damn husband to feel when he sees the bill!”
The view from the rooftop seating area is great: the Eiffel Tower, the top of the Grand Palais, the Champs Élysées. You get a rare glimpse into the “back yards” of the Champs Élysées addresses. How the other 0.01% live.
Not surprisingly it’s not cheap. I’m used to delicious 6€ glasses of wine in France. These are 4x that price, understandably. Thankfully the service is warm and attentive without being snooty, the food is delicious. It’s an experience I’m glad I’ve now had (once).
We walk/metro home. The cool of the evening is bordering on cold. The front of the recently redone Notre Dame looks resplendent. You couldn’t tell it’d been smoldering just a few years ago. There still is a crane there, in the back. It’s a big job, for sure.
In our room, we try to figure out how the two of us will fit for the night in such a ‘efficiently compact’ space. Time will tell.
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